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Today was a very very interesting day.

Started of with darling Jolynn getting drunk! Like I walked into the room and she was sprawled in her chair which was really weird but I didn't notice anything until she started laughing hysterically and stumbled out of the room to get water. Like "I NEED WATER NOW!" and fell down. Then she got up and started screaming WATER WATER WATER and when I told her THERE'S WATER THERE she screamed at me THAT'S TEA! (It was water.)

Then she spun around on the kitchen stool and plonked her head backwards which landed in my tuition teacher's cup of weird random things (HAHAH) it probably hurt loads. Then she suddenly blurted out, "I drank vodka last night." To which I screamed hysterically "LAOSHI LAOSHI" but uh I wasn't supposed to tell her!

Then she kept muttering random things and laughing hysterically and emo-ing OH YOU DON'T LOVE ME! Awwwww.

So scary I will never drink (haha nic)!


My messages are doomed!


Haha had a nice family dinner w/ my cousins and stuff t'day. My uncle's absolutely appalled when he sees guys wearing earrings so me and my cousin collaborated and i'm going to buy him magnetic earrings and stick them on one line on one ear adn go around flaunting his magnetic earrings and freak him out hahahaaha.