MMMMMMMPH

HAVE SHORT EYELASHES?
FRET NOT!

Time for a BREAKOUT IN FAKENESS, BABEHHH!!

Get your fake eyelashes now!! Only $7.70 for two pairs of false eyelashes and lash glue! (Also may be used as double eyelid inducer.)

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The advertistment's true, if you want them.

I bought them for Ruth's wedding because girls are vain and my eyelashes are non-existent not as long as I would like. And so I tried them on and the effect was totally whoa.


That isn't my eye, but the lashes are around the same length. Spot the original lashes! The ones that are around one-quarter as long as the fake ones xD

And another thing I discovered was that the lash glue could be used as a double eyelid inducer. For people who don't have double eyelids. And for some reason I found this really funny. Like sticking your eyelids on to one another to create double eyelids, haha. At least I don't have this particular problem :D


FYI, I'm just vain, not bimbotic (:
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Get your fake eyelashes now!

:D


On a separate note, yesterday was quite hilarious.

Cal: That guy in my class is really cute.
Me: Cute as in cute or hot?
Cal: Cute, not hot. Why do girls always think cute is hot?
Dewin: Because girls only go for Hamtaro on a Bruce Lee body.
Me: ...
Cal: HAHAHAHAHAH.

sighhhhhh xD.